In Hoc Signo Vinces

It was the best of tents, it was the worst of tents…

My friend, may you never pull the tap on an empty keg. May your pint glass always be filled with refrigerated delight. Wherever you plan on placing your beer cooler, know that you are a part of a special fraternity. And may you never set within its cooling chamber a beverage of lesser quality than that of the finest domestic or import this world can offer.